T-Shirts

Here is our list of t shirts that we currently own.  We’ll update as we get new ones.

warning all stressed out and no one to choke

Shit Creek Survivor

Dont hate me because I am beautiful, hate me because I’m a bitch

If you can’t laugh at yourself, let me do it for you

I smile because you’ve all finally driven me insane

I live at the corner of Kiss my Ass Avenue and No friggin’ way

I have multiple personalities and none of them like you

practice safe sex, go screw yourself

Under this placid exterior is a seeding cauldren of emotion

honestys the best policy but insanity is a better defense

one with all the disney characters on it

I’m here to offer immoral support

Its not that I forget, its just that I dont care

Where the hell is easy street

I flunked my anger management class. This has a picture of donald duck on it.

Just how good do i have to be. Has a picture of holly on it

You cant be ugly and stupid, you have to pick one

your not part of the problem, your all of the problem

one with a picture of eeyore that says eeyore on it.

one with snowmen on it.

Reality continues to ruin my life

Dance dance revelation mario max with a pic of mario on it

New york 2009. pictures of buildings

go ahead, push me around but you ought to know i’m the meanesst baddest bitch in town

I’m so sexy my stalkers have to have a support group

Pirate princesses. Pic of skulls and cross bones on it

I am not trying to be difficult, it comes naturally

You call me a bitch like its a bad thing

four parks, one world. Picture of disneyworld characters

Do not disturb, I’m disturbed enough already

Where’s your mute button

I got out of bed for this

I have attention defisite disorder. Hey whats that, can I play with it

i’m not shy, I’m just examining my prey

one with dolphins on it

They lied.  Hard work has hurt lots of people.

I’m only grumpy on days that end in Y

Walt disney world where magic lives. pictures of disney characters on it.

Cincinnati zoo and botanical gardens. Has a pic of a tiger on it.

Dont talk to me when I’m talking to myself.

Its all fun and games until the cops show up

Sarcasm. Just one of my many talents.

Mario one. He is running from a time bomb

Temporarily out of service

I conquerred everist.

Its not nice to stare

Altho the voices arent real they have some pretty good ideas

I have a million excuses. Which one do you want to hear

Most of the people that drive me nuts are in my family

Normal people scare me

Doing homework never hurt anyone but why take a chance

Its all about me. Deal with it

I’m with the nut. Has a pic of and M and M on it.

My therapist says i’m in denial, as if that could ever happen

Keep staring I might do a trick

Mood subject to change without notice. Has a pic of tinkerbelle on it

another one with dolphins on it

I cant remember what I did last night but I think it was bad

When I snap you’ll be the first to go.

Please dont interrupt me while I’m ignoring you

Why smile you’ll get wrinkles. Has a pic of eeyore on it.

O I’m sorry I hurt your feelings. let me call you ann ambulance.

Lost in thought, please send out a search party.

Another fine product of a disfunction family

I used to have superhuman powers but my therapist took them away

Lets get ready to stumble. Has shamrocks on it.

One with butterflies and the american flag on it.

I wear this shirt when I am a grouch. Has a pic of Oscar from sesame street on it.

Where dreams come true. picture of all the disney characters on it.

I’m trying to see things from your point of view but I cant stick my head that far up my ass

Its better to have loved and lost than to live with the psycho for the rest of your life.

I’m not a bitch I’m just giftedly outspoken

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

I’m goofy, whats your excuse. Has a pic of goofy on it

One with a picture of mickey mouse

One with all the peanuts characters on it

Rain forrest cafe orlando one.

Dancer with the stars. Picture of a xmas scene.

To insanity and beyond.

The united flag. Pic of the US flag.

New york state NY.

Cry me a freakin river.

Where dreams come through. Pic of disneyworld.

I’m grumpy because your dopey

I heart new york.

You bring out the worst in me. I like that

Issues. You bet your sweet ass I have issues.

Figment of your imagination. Has a picture of figment the dragon on it.

New york city.

One with a golden retriever on it.

Notice. I decided to put myself in charge

Cute but psycho

The twilight zone tower of terror.

real women dont complain. They bitch bitch bitch

I’m just one big freakin ray of sunshine arent I

I’d look on the bright side of life if I could find it. Pic of eeyore on it

Revenge…the reason I get up each day

Cross the line,  your ass is mine

good luck charm. Has shamrocks on it.

You suck and thats sad.

Whats dumber, my shirt or you for reading it.

Ah, I see the screw up fairy has visited us again

If you think I’m a bitch, you should meet my mother

Do I look like your therapist?

I do whatever the little voices in my head tell me too

Dear lord, if you wont make me skinny, please make all my friends fat

Ones that I have which are too small for me

psycho bitch

I know what your thinking dont say it

the original grouch. Pic of oscar on it

Crazy doesnt even begin to cover it

UGLY You aint got no alabi

Your ugly and thats sad

Me pretending to listen should be enough for you

Your just jealous that the voices talk to me

This is not the life I ordered.

There’s one in every crowd and I’m it

I’m strange,maybe even crazy but there’s never a dull moment.

Currently not responding to treatment

hate is just a special kind of love we give to ptople who suck

Dora and boots the monkey

m and m t shirt

rehab is for quitters

my amnesia is gone, now i remember why I dont like you

gone to my happy place, back soon.

Multitalented…I can be a bitch and get what I want at the same time.

there are no stupid questions just stupid people.

street smart. pic of sesame street characters

six flags fast and furious. Pic of bugs bunny and o ther warner characters

as a matter of fact the whole world does revolve around me

if stupidity was a ccrime you’d be americas most wanted

dropped on my head as a child

sex is like air. its not really that important until your not getting any

I hear voices and they dont like you.

If you can read this you have good eye sight. while your down here why dont you give me a blow job.

Yes I am a bitch, just not yours.

If your dick was as big as your mouth I’d be interested

Illinois land of linkon

Can I get caller ID for the voices in my head.

Mess with me you mess with the whole trailer park.